Bog Log

"Oh, look! There's Red Franz, who is basically a skull with long red hair on his head, chin, and Larry Hagman-length eyebrows. "

Everyone digs the hair.

http://www.theawl.com/2013/10/the-bog-people-were-waiting#more-180242

http://io9.com/5924174/scotlands-two-mummified-bog-bodies-are-the-frankenstein-remains-of-six-different-people

In this comic, Ryan North implies there is something better than being a bog person.

This guy is singing about killing one of my bog friends. It is sad when someone makes light of your tragedies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV2NpPqIHnw

Hey you guys, I've been involved in some pretty neat efforts to offset global sea level rise lately. I just thought you should know.

This guy is trying to muscle in on my territory. He's all, I'm five thousand years old, come look at my frozen, whipworm infected corpse. I have fancy shoes and a grass cloak. I'm not worried though. He doesn't have my sexy hair. Chicks dig the hair.

These guys stole my life as a premise for their band. That is not cool.

This comic is about me.

I'm gonna be in Pittsburgh around 1 April chairing this conference. Let me know if you wanna hang out.

You all should come to my band's show tonight at Kiva Han. We'll be rocking out to all of your favorite tunes, including our soon-to-go-platinum single, "The Gun is Aqua: What Color is the Tie?!"

If all goes well, we may whip out some songs from our upcoming experimental album, Bog Soup.

That's tonight at 8:00 (opening band, Serif Deathmatch, at 7:30), $5 at the door.