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The Competition

This guy is trying to muscle in on my territory. He's all, I'm five thousand years old, come look at my frozen, whipworm infected corpse. I have fancy shoes and a grass cloak. I'm not worried though. He doesn't have my sexy hair. Chicks dig the hair.
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Bög Gïg TONIGHT

You all should come to my band's show tonight at Kiva Han. We'll be rocking out to all of your favorite tunes, including our soon-to-go-platinum single, "The Gun is Aqua: What Color is the Tie?!"

If all goes well, we may whip out some songs from our upcoming experimental album, Bog Soup.

That's tonight at 8:00 (opening band, Serif Deathmatch, at 7:30), $5 at the door.